Not familiar with the rules of the game, as perfected by John Terry and Anton Ferdinand? Then this handy guide is just for you
How to play:
1 Two players meet on a standard football pitch for the "square off". Physical contact is permitted, but not mandatory.
2 Player 1 reproaches Player 2 with a sexually explicit term of abuse.
3 Player 2 reproaches Player 1 with the same sexually explicit term of abuse.
4 Each player then deploys a defensive hand gesture in the manner of Rock, Paper, Scissors. Allowable gestures include, but are not limited to:
a) waving one's palm before one's face ("You have terrible breath");
b) making a pumping action with the fist ("You allegedly engage in intercourse with people who are otherwise spoken for").
Obviously in this case the latter trumps the former, but occasionally the judgment of a third party may be required.
5 At no point may a player employ a racial epithet, unless the remark can subsequently be construed as sarcastic commentary.
6 At any point during the game either player may call out "Handbags!", an admission that Round 1 is a draw. Both players then shake hands by way of signifying that any ill-feeling should remain on the pitch, at least until the whole thing kicks off on Twitter later in the afternoon.
This round is played in a regulation-sized magistrate's court. The object is for each player to say "cunt" as many times as possible. Read More
انسخ الكود التالى و ضعه فى موقعك او مدونتك.